Living Life Backwards

Wouldn't It Be Great If We Could Choose Which Way To Go In Our Lives?? No I mean Literally. If we could choose which direction we began and ended our physical experience right from the start.....

Given that opportunity, I'd personally would want to live my next life backwards.

Here's why…

  • You'd start out dead and get that out of the way.

  • Then you'd wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

  • You'd get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, and then when you started work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

  • You'd work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

  • You'd drink alcohol, you'd party, you're generally promiscuous, and then you'd get ready for High School.

  • You'd go to primary school, you'd become a kid, you'd play, you'd have no responsibilities, you'd become a baby, and then...

  • You'd spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then…..

  • You'd finish off as an orgasm.

….I rest my case.

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