The Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
Here is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
|What's for dinner?||Can I help you with dinner?||Where would you like to go for dinner?||Here, have some wine.|
|Are you wearing that?||Wow, you sure look good in brown!||WOW! Look at you!||Here, have some wine|
|What are you so worked up about?|| Could we be overreacting?|| Here's my paycheck.||Here, have some wine.|
Should you be eating that?||You know, there are a lot of apples left.||Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?||Here, have some wine.|
What did you DO all day?||I hope you didn't over-do it today.||I've always loved you in that robe!||Here, have some more wine.|
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1) Pass My Shotgun
2) Psychotic Mood Shift
3) Perpetual Munching Spree
4) Puffy Mid-Section
5) People Make me Sick
6) Provide Me with Sweets
7) Pardon My Sobbing
8) Pimples May Surface
9) Pass My Sweat pants
10) Pissy Mood Syndrome
11) Plainly; Men Suck
12) Pack My Stuff
13) Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh!
...Or men who need a warning.
And remember: Money talks ... but Chocolate SINGS!!!
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